i think kids nowadays will be singing:
1 2 buckle my shoe
3 4 shut the door
5 6 suck a dick
7 8 then get laid
9 10 by a big fat hen
(via lubricates)
A Pisces Most Annoying Cliche: Being an escapist.
An Aquarius Most Annoying Cliche: Being aloof
A Capricorn Most Annoying Cliche: Being a workaholic
A Sagittarius Most Annoying Cliche: Being tactless
A Scorpio Most Annoying Cliche: Being possessive
A Libra Most Annoying Cliche: Being indecisive.
A Virgo Most Annoying Cliche: Overthinking
A Leo Most Annoying Cliche: Being arrogant.
A Cancer Most Annoying Cliche: Being temperamental.
A Gemini Most Annoying Cliche: Being Fickle
A Taurus Most Annoying Cliche: Being stubborn.
An Aries Most Annoying Cliche: Being impatient.
(via hplyrikz)
say those three words and i’m yours
super smash bros
(via sorry)
do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.
(via humorrelated)
person: i care about u
me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake
(via lubricates)
theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”
